Corrupt-a-wish Game

@risky-chess wish granted.

Everyone goes and plays one game, and somehow everyone loses their first game. They all rage and quit Lichess. You're the only one left on the server. You quit too.

I wish for a better computer than the one I have now.

Wish granted

However..............................................................................
Better is actually worse, so you have shot yourself in the foot and now you are sitting with the baked pears.

@dunderklumper there was no wish to grant, so wish granted.

You sit in a void of nothingness regretting you didn't make a wish.

I wish people actually followed the rules in this forum *cough* *cough* *dunderklumper* *cough* *cough* and actually made wishes.

Wish granted!
I wish for wishes.

@dunderklumper wish granted.

You now have the ability to post in this chat wherever whenever, but @seanysean closes the forum.

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish by 4:00 EST.

Wish thwarted
I deviously poison your wish way before that!
I wish I was dead.

@dunderklumper wish granted.

You're still alive in the afterworld.

I wish for someone to stop corrupting my wishes.

Not gonna happen buddy
I wish for a new sofa.

@dunderklumper wish granted.

The sofa is so uncomfortable you throw it out.

I wish for a comfortable couch.

granted

It's so small that your potatoes don't fit in it.

I wish for a nice cigarette, so I'm out for a smoke. thwart that, you bastard!