The Cat Game

In this thread you need to pretend to be a cat.

Meow. *Eats mouse*

Stalks mouse...moves forward....sudden attack. Mouse got.

*sleeps*

My grandmother used to say that in the game of chess, a cat is worth four paws. She also liked to purr when she talked about things like that.

Except for Vincent. He is worth half the paws, ever since someone had gone berserk on him.

Meet Vincent: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCPx8soBNEs

Meow!

*groom my fur

A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a period is a pause at the end of a clause

I vomit up a furball.

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